I didn't realize that my chosen headpiece was actually the one that the dog wore from "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" until one of my colleagues pointed it out to me as he was laughing.
I then took a good, hard look at myself in the nearby wall mirror and cracked up with him.Never have I ever participated in an evening-long bar crawl wearing a festive hat... with a bunch of other people wearing festive hats.
The first clue that my hat may not so much be for humans could have been when I took it from Chloe's cabinet of costumes and bandannas. But rules are rules and no one was allowed on our bar crawl without some form of holiday headgear. Obviously.
After a few rounds at the first bar, we decided to head uptown even though the original plan of seeing the zoo lights was squashed. But the next bar had a fireplace, which I of course weaseled a spot next to and enjoyed too many fries and awesome conversation.
It was at this bar that we were discussing pickup lines and I heard the single greatest one I have ever heard in my entire life:
"I would drag my balls a mile through broken glass just to hear you fart into a walkie-talkie."
Epic.
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