Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Day 266: What Did Batman Say To Robin... About Morphing Into A Car To Help A Brother Out

Holy uncomfortable situation Batman!

In this old cartoon, Turbo Teen, a teenager had the ability to literally transform into a sports car. If you were a car and agreed to have you friend use you as a car on his date, what would your next move be when your friend and his date got hot and heavy and started having sex on you?

This question obviously depends on how hot the chick is. If she's one of those barely legal chicks with a too-good-to-be-true bangin' body, then I say I'd remain as a car and enjoy the show. Sure, it might be uncomfortable to essentially be the bed in this threesome, but there would be plenty of  opportunities to innocuously cop a feel.

But if it were some chick my buddy just picked up because he was looking to get some, I'd probably stop the sesh before it gets started by morphing back into a person and start yelling about what a perv my friend is. It'd be a total cock block move, but better than having some hot, sweaty ugly chick rubbing up all on me.

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