Holy Battle of the Bloodsuckers Batman!
What would happen if the most popular vampires of all time were put into an arena and forced to fight to the death Hunger Games style? The vampires include Nosferatu, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Blade, and the Cullen family of vampires from Twilight, among others.
To be honest, I don't know which vampire would end up as the ultimate bloodsucker. Even though they are all of the same species, they all have a different set of "rules" that they live by. While all live off blood, some need human blood while others can suffice with animal blood. Some are repelled by garlic, some can go out in the daylight, and some sleep in coffins. Still some can be killed with a wooden stake through the heart while others need to be ripped apart and burned. Some can even be around bleeding humans and control their urges.
There would just be too much confusion in the arena for it to be a really fair fight. You'd have to remember which ones you'd want to try and lure out into the sunlight and which ones you'd want to chase with garlic. If anything there would probably be some amusing blunders, such as one vampire chasing another into the sunlight expecting them to suffer when they'd actually just shine like a jewel.
Therefore, the winner would most likely be someone unexpected, like a 17-year-old vampire named Kathiss Everlast who wears her hair in a long braid, knows how to hunt and set traps, and is deadly with a bow and (wooden) arrow.
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