Day 99: If I Ruled Lichtenstein... You'd Have To Wait in Even Longer Lines for Public Restrooms, but it'd be Worth it.

I had to pee right near the end of the workday today, but didn't want to miss the 6:01 train which, I've learned from experience, leaves right on time. So I skipped the bathroom at work to make sure I got to the train station on time. And while I hopped on the train with about 60 seconds of time to spare, it would have been uncomfortable to ride with a full bladder.

So I used the bathroom on the train. From the second I opened the door and was assaulted with the smell, I knew even hover peeing was going to be disgusting. People are gross when it comes to using public restrooms anywhere.


The Charmin public restrooms in Times Square.



Therefore, when I'm in charge, I'll be taking a page from the Charmin company's winter display in Times Square. In Lichtenstein, every single public toilet is going to self clean itself after every single use.


First, the Charmin company. Each winter, they set up a public restroom wonderland. At this giant building of public restrooms, employees are singing and dancing original toilet-paper-themed songs, you can get your picture taken on the Charmin sled, and buy T-shirts. But, most importantly, each and every toilet is cleaned after EVERY USE. And everyone is able to choose which type of toilet paper they preferred - ultra strong or ultra soft - depending on their needs.

This is the way it will be in Lichtenstein. Using the restroom is a necessity! And having the toilet cleaned after every use is something so simple, yet would make the hustle and bustle of life so much more pleasant.  In Lichtenstein, having to pee will actually be a good experience. No one will ever again have to deal with disgusting when nature calls.