I know - how can you do this wrong? You just take your top off and lay out in the sun, right? I guess you could do it incorrectly if you took off your bottoms because you thought it was a bottomless beach instead of a topless beach, but it looks like I did it right, doesn't it?
But no, apparently I didn't sunbathe as the native Europeans do when I was on this beach in Nice, France, according to Brent.What I did was put down my towel, sat on it, took off my top, put on sunscreen, and then relaxed with my magazine.
What I was supposed to do - according to Brent, who spent hours watching topless European women on the beach, so I guess he would know - was act somewhat modest and take off my top while lying on my stomach. Then, after 15 minutes, I was supposed to nonchalantly roll over to get some sun on the girls.
But hey, I was in France on vacation, and I'm sure no one noticed. And if they did, I'm sure they appreciated the fact that I didn't worry about modesty. That or roll their eyes and say something along the lines of, "Ugh. Stupid American tourist."
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